The Hectic Dinner
By
Jamie Driver
It is a rainy evening, and Hillary
Clinton and Donald Trump are about to have dinner. “So are you still leading in the polls?” asks
Hillary. Pleasingly Donald Trump replies, “Oh yes far ahead
of Cruz, Fiorina, and other candidates.” “What if I become president?” asks
Hillary. “I would become a democrat
again, it is all part of the plan,” Trump replies professionally. “If I win I
will make things worse like a democrat.”
“Hey! Lets invite Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina to our dinner,” announces Trump. Hillary suggests,” I will bake a cake.” Trump sophisticatedly states, “Put a jumbo
democrat symbol and a tiny tiny republican symbol on that cake, because democrats
have more power.” In about an hour Hillary comes out yelling, “It’s Done!!!” as
she lays it on the table. “Where in the
world are they?” questioned Trump. Despite
the rain which was
falling very hard that evening, Ted and Carly were right down the road.
Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina arrive in an excellent manner. “Hello Donald and Hillary,” exclaimed
Cruz in a nervous state. Cruz and Carly
are shocked that Hillary Clinton is there.
“Hello Ted Cruz,” replies Hillary. “Welcome Carly Fiorina,” replies
Trump. They sit down at the enormously humongous
table which had salad, spaghetti, wine, and cake. “Who would like to start a discussion?” suggests
Hillary. “I will!!!” shouts Donald. “
When I become president (because I will become president…) my first day in
office I am going to make a wall and make Mexico pay for that wall and after
that I’m going to take a vacation and do
some relaxation,” states Trump lazily.
Boldly Cruz states “When I become president the first thing I am going
to do is turn over all of Obama’s executive orders.” “Don’t start that Ted,”
pushes in Trump rudly. At that moment
Carly steps in and states “When I become president I am going to make two phone
calls…” “O.K. O.K. we know, “ interrupts
Trump again. “I will send federal troops
to destroy ISIS,” promises Ted. “Hillary
is my good friend even though I am a Republican,” stated Trump. “So?” Cruz and
Fiorina exclaimes at the same moment. Instantly Trump continues “That means I am
more Democrat than Republican.” Ted and Carly just smiled trying to use their manners,
but they were not surprised at Trumps puerile remarks.
Outside is lovely and everyone
was done with dinner, so they left the table and went out to enjoy the weather.
“Who do you think will win the next
debate?” asks Donald Trump. “There is no telling,” replies Cruz, “because I
will talk strongly about defunding Planned Parenthood.” Trump replied irritably “See you in a week. “
“Don’t you mean tomorrow?” states Carly coolly. “Unless I am five minutes late,
“ replies Trump. Thankfully they gave goodbyes,
complemented dinner, and left the hectic dinner.
I have written this story for
my writing assignment, because I am rooting for Ted Cruz and hope Donald Trump
will fall in the polls and will not be in the final debates.
